Apr 26, 2022
Here we have a rather erratic episode in which we failingly attempt to relay the plot of Eli Roth’s Hostel. Now, maybe you’re asking yourself, “why does Gianni keep watching these torture movies when he knows he doesn’t like them?” Honestly, I don’t have an answer for you. Hopefully it makes for compelling...
Apr 18, 2022
When you love something, set it free. In this instance, I’ve been doing just that with Mortal Kombat. The beloved video game series has always been near and dear to my heart. I love the juvenile violence. The 80’s action movie aesthetic. The detailed backstories of revenge and tragedy layered over competitive 2D set...
Apr 11, 2022
As an enormous Judd Apatow fan, I find it difficult to report that the critical consensus about The Bubble is correct. Despite a robust cast of talent, despite a brilliant co-writer, and despite a generally intriguing premise, The Bubble cannot seem to maintain any traction. I have a lot to say. Most of it incoherent...
Apr 4, 2022
You didn’t actually think that Morbius would come out, after all this time, and I would NOT talk about it, did you?