Aug 26, 2019
This podcast essentially began with 2 major studio series. Transformers and Twilight. Miraculously, and much to my dismay, the series about twinkling, brooding vampires in love turned out to progressively get better while the giant, explosion porn with robots somehow manages to progressively get worse! It hurts me to...
Aug 19, 2019
The Beach, Aka Blue Lagoon meets Rescue Dawn, where we get to watch Leonardo DiCaprio go a little more nuts than usual. On paper, The Beach should totally work. Great director, great writer, great star, great source material, you get the point. But something about The Beach shows a disconnect. Maybe it’s the sweaty...
Aug 12, 2019
If you thought “I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence” was epic, you HAVE NOT SEEN “I’m going to kidnap the president of the United States”. National Treasure 2 is the most delightful anomaly in all of film. It’s crazier, bigger, and more ridiculous than its predecessor, but it somehow manages...
Aug 5, 2019
I had to BUY, physically BUY, Super Mario Bros on DVD for this review. If that doesn’t say the lengths at which I will go for this podcast, I don’t know what does. This film is an absolute anomaly. How it got made, how it exists in this universe, all of it escapes me. It’s a movie I truly didn’t even know...