Sep 30, 2019
Osmosis Jones has been locked in a box with the letters ‘Do Not Open: My Past Trauma Inside’ ever since I watched it far too many times as an impressionable child. I know what you’re thinking. ‘Is it the grossest movie of all time’? The answer is yes. I am perturbed just thinking about it. And I’m not even...
Sep 23, 2019
Another episode of BMP and another feature of Kevin Smith! As you may come to expect, this movie is yet another example of Smith’s incredible and underrated work in the industry. But what may come as a shock is the fact that this cult classic is one of the few Smith films I had never seen before. And it gives me no...
Sep 16, 2019
As a huge Godzilla fan, I think I speak for everyone in agreeing that 1998 is 100% NOT Godzilla. Breaching the Toho contract in nearly every way possible, GINO (Godzilla in name only) manages to be a shining achievement in how to adapt from source material. Paying all homage and no respect, GINO often feels like a...
Sep 9, 2019
Nostalgia is a powerful thing. Something that can tie people together and connect them through an impactful bond to their past...but I’ve never seen Lizzie McGuire in my life. I mean, not a single goddamn thing. I didn’t even know who the hell she was. Which is what makes this episode so interesting. How does The...
Sep 2, 2019
Was there ever a band that slapped more than ABBA?! Was there ever a musical that bumped more than Mamma Mia? Was there ever a time when you heard Take A Chance On Me and didn’t get the impulse to use your below voice for the backup vocals (“take a chance take a chance take chica chan chance”)? Ok fine, maybe...