Feb 25, 2019
Never in my life have I seen more abs, sweat, and blood. 300 belongs in a CrossFit museum. Better yet a CrossFit cathedral where they can pay homage to their patron saint Leonidas. By all rights, 300 should be laughably horrible. But it’s not. In fact, it has quite a lot of admirable qualities beyond its chiseled...
Feb 18, 2019
I used to watch Meet The Fockers regularly as a kid. Looking back on it now, it was probably grossly inappropriate. But considering I watched Scarface when I was five, I’d say this was pretty mild. Comedies are weird. Reviewers often just use them as an excuse to turn their brain off. If it makes them laugh, good...
Feb 11, 2019
It took 2 guests to bring down Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Up until 2009, people were hopeful. American children laughed and played in the streets. Our president was cool. Life was a little bit brighter. And then Revenge of the Fallen happened and things started to get...stranger. Michael Jackson died....
Feb 4, 2019
There’s not much to say really. I watched this film as a kid and remember thinking it made me feel gross. So I never watched it again. Until now. And now, at the ripe age of 22, I feel exactly the same as I did when I was a child. The Master of Disguise is the most misguided excuse for a movie I’ve ever seen. It’s...